I know I'm plae but this is just....

So my dad was taking me to the library and I stated how pale I was. And he said, It's getting into fall. You're not supposed to be tan. And I said, yeah, but look at me. This is rediculas. He said: Look at Rachel (my Casper step mom). And that was the end of that conversation. Well, I guess I looked kinda sad or something (totally didn't mean to) and he's like, you can go getta tan if you want. I said, yeah. Tanning in the rain is real effictive. And he's like no. I mean at a salon. Then we started joking about how I'd look tan for Christmas cards. But anyways, I started him crap about hw I could get skin cancer. Wayta take care of you only daughter and whatnot. So, am I really so pale that I need to go to a tanning salno? Wow. That's pale.
Fun fact: My name is Ashley Taylor. Translated into: Tailer of Ash Trees. I wanted to find a green forest fariy, but couldn't come up with any of them that weren't kids. But she's plae like me! And I like purple.