Sunday, September 6, 2009

Vampires


Some people just don't know when to stop... ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. This is some information that a 'vampire' sent me.


Myths about vampires. Some of them are so incredibly dumb that I have to laugh. Okay, number 1, we don't turn into bats. Number 2, Not all vampires sparkle, only the Shining species do. Venus is one of them, so yes, she does sparkle. I, however, don't sparkle. Number 3, What IS true is that we are both very cold-skinned, VERY pale, and we can do those amazing things that that Edward guy from Twilight does. Number 4, Venus and I can run at incredible speeds, but it's easier for me at night. Number 5, Venus is incredibly strong, but I am faster than her.


About our skin: Here is another thing that usually comes up. Surprisingly, Venus is just fine in the sunlight, it doesn't hurt her, and when she goes out in the sun she wears a lot of make up to cover her sparkliness. Me, however, I am EXTREMELY shy to sunlight, it scares me...and burns my skin BADLY.

About our eyes: Venus's eyes don't change color, but mine do. That makes me happy. My eyes go from different shades of blue, to different shades of grey, to different shades of green, depending on what mood I'm in. Different species of vampires have different types of eyes.

About our lifespan: MYTH: we live forever. Well, we do, but not in a way you would think. Our "soul" lives forever, we get reincarnated endlessly. Humans can go to heaven. Vampires can't. I'm not sure if this is true with all vampires though, but woth the type I am, this is true. By the way, I am actually not sure on what type of vampire I am. I'm still trying to figure it out.

About our Diet: Yes, we do drink blood. I usually drink animal blood, but human blood just tastes SO much better. As a matter of fact, just a few minutes ago I almost attacked my neighbors.

About our...um, reproduction: A bit of an uncomfortable topic, but here it goes. We can have kids. But the easiest way to...damn I hate this topic...."repruduce", is by biting.


Now, here is more information on me. I am known as a tracker, I have an incredible sense of smell. I also can "read people" extremely well based on body language, facial expressions, and speech. Basically, I know you before I know you. And, I am a MASTER at mind-manipulation. It's my most favored ability! I can basically make you think whatever I please. I don't use it too much though, that would be cruel. I am also a master at charming people, and I'm assuming most people can do this. All I have to do is look at someone a certain way, and their eyes are glued on me and they usually walk into walls or things like that. It usually gives me a laugh. And there I have it: dinner. Venus is much more proffessional at this than I am, though.


And here is some frightening information about me. I have to hunt at least once a month, and if I don't....things get really scary. I start to hunt in my sleep. (Yes, I sleep, but mostly during the day. I'm up at night. Nocturnal, as you might say.) THAT is when I start killing uncontrollably. One day I woke up with grass all over me and blood on my hands and mouth, with no memeory as to how it happened. Frightening. Very frightening, indeed.

It's all from different books! At least, I think os. What about you guys?

5 comments:

  1. I think it's all from a bunch of books, too!

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  2. Excatly. You think she'd be able to come up with something a little more creative though... LOL

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  3. AUGH!

    TOO LONG!

    CAN'T READ-

    SORRY, I CAN'T READ LONG BLOG POSTS.

    IT HURTS MY BRAIN. AND I HAVE SHORT ATTENTION SPAN.

    XD

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  4. YAY, I FIGURED OUT HOW TO READ IT WITHOUT SHAKING UNCONTROLLABLY ON THE GROUND SCREAMING, "TOO- MANY- WORDS!!!!!!!!!!"

    XP

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  5. OMG Jenn. This is why your so lovable.

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